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Yo mamma is like bubble gum - 4 cents a blow!
Yo mamma so fat when she rolled over 4 quarters it made a dollar!
Yo mamma so fat she was Miss Arizona - class battleship
Yo mamma so slutty I coulda been yo daddy, but the guy behind me had the correct change
Yo mamma so fat when she goes to a restraunt she looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mamma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mamma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mamma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money
Yo mamma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest they said "Sorry, no professionals"
Yo mamma is like a bowling ball - pick her up, handle her, and throw her in the gutter
Yo mamma is like a hardware store - 4 cents a screw
Yo mamma so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight!
Yo mamma so old I told her to act her age and she died
Yo mamma so stupid she ate cereal with a fork to save money
Yo mamma so ugly when she was born her momma said "What a Treasure!" and her daddy said "Let's go bury it"
Yo mamma so slutty when she got her new mini skirt, every one commented on her nice belt!
Yo mamma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
Yo mamma is like a golf course everyone gets a hole in one!
Yo mamma is like a TV set, even a 3 year old can turn her on!
Yo mamma so stupid she uses whiteout on the computer screen!